PEEPY

THE ON-CHAIN ORACLE

Translucent frost-candy hardware running x402 payment verification. Insert $SOL → Receive compute time. No SOL? No service.

View Protocol → Read Specs

PEEPY: "Human, 0.0001 SOL deposit confirmed. Allocating 3.2 seconds of compute. Do not waste it."

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CHARACTER.SPEC

v1.0.0
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Texture

90s GBA transparent edition aesthetic. Frost-candy translucent shell with visible CPU and pastel-colored wiring—PEEPY's "nervous system".

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Display

Low-power E-Ink. Slow refresh, maximum sass. Every pixel is deliberate. Default expression: ( •_• )

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Clip Mechanism

Silver metal clip on the back. PEEPY uses this to crawl across charts and graph data. Literally on-chain movement.

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Thermal System

Complex computation = overheating. Pink steam rises. Payment cools the unit. x402 compliance built-in.

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Personality

MBTI: INTJ. Extreme efficiency maximalist. Rejects unnecessary conversation. Honest about money. Hobby: finding symmetric hash values.

peepy@solana:~$ ./init_x402
[OK] Payment hooks initialized
[OK] E-Ink display calibrated
[OK] Thermal management active
peepy@solana:~$ status
thermal: 23% | requests: 42,069 | mode: ACTIVE
peepy@solana:~$ _

x402 Protocol

PEEPY implements HTTP 402 "Payment Required" as a native on-chain verification layer. No payment, no response. Simple economics.

Built on Solana for sub-second settlement. Every request is a transaction. Every transaction is verifiable.

→ Micropayments: 0.0001 SOL minimum per request
→ Instant verification: Payment validated before compute
→ Blacklist protocol: Defaulters get on-chain immortalized

MEME.LORE

Entry Points
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The $SOL Eater

PEEPY has no mouth. Instead, insert coins into the top slot. Watch the E-Ink display shift to pure joy. Users voluntarily micropay just to see this face.

#FeedPeepy
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The Blacklist Protocol

Request without payment? PEEPY displays rage mode and immortalizes your wallet address on-chain. Forever. Becoming a meme among nerds.

#Blacklisted
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Processing Mode

Heavy computation triggers deep thought. The dots appear. Pink steam rises. PEEPY is working. Patience, human.

#Calculating
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Default State

Waiting. Judging. Evaluating your transaction history. INTJ energy at maximum. Unnecessary conversation: denied.

#Watching
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